Dysfunxion Event

Why Dysfunxion? Funxion's alter-ego has rightfully (or respectfully) been named based on the awareness that life's guilty pleasures may not always be the most nutrionally beneficial element we consume! But don't worry, we don't judge! Dysfunxion delivers a formula that allows you to do the most good while you go about your lifestyle. We've selected ultra clean spirits with the lowest calorie options for you and never sugar added, then our award-winning mixologist enriched our cocktails with exotic antioxidants and vitamin packed ingredients. Straight is great, but B-12 is better! For our earth-conscious friends a nice selection of organic and sustainable beverages should satisfy, and we sum it all up by donating a portion of each drink sold. Now doesn't that make you feel better about having a drink?

Dysfunxion has created a warm and intimate event space which is perfect for your next celebration or catered fundraiser. With optimal functionality at its core, our high fidelity sound and high definition visual systems will blow your mind!

Margherita Pizza
Even pizza can be enjoyed without the worry!
Homemade dough (Funxion style without any salt or oil) rolled to just the right thickness, baked with homemade tomato sauce, low moisture Mozzarella cheese and fresh basil. Piping hot and ready in min
Bison Burger
The Funxional burger choice!
Lean freshly ground bison grilled to medium, topped with caramelized onion and mushrooms, garnished with our funxional lettuce mix, tomato relish and Swiss cheese. Guiltless and totally satisfying.
Funxion Timeline
View the Funxion food timeline
Many foods have been discovered over thousands of years. See when they came about and how they've impacted us today.
View Timeline
REACH YOUR GOAL
Win an IPad or a iPod Nano
Season on our massive television screen - from first round action to the finals. To make things a bit more interesting, we'll be handing out Apple prizes throughout the final three rounds of the the c
More Info